A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.

The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there.

Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.

The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either!"

And in other news: Merlin has a very funny picture about pricelessness on his blog - I would suggest (if you subscribed to the rss feed here to do it there too. Here is the RSS feed for The Magic of Live.